Evan Makes Himself Scarce

We haven’t seen Evan in the house for a few days now. I left a little telltale on his bedroom door, but he hasn’t opened the door for three days now! I went in this morning half expecting to find him dead on his bed with a half empty bottle of sleeping tablets strewn about him. No such luck.

I know he takes sleeping pills too. He offered one to my other flatmates boyfriend and it knocked him out cold. My flatmate works in a hospital and reckons they were some pretty strong stuff. Maybe he's working on his ambitions to become a famous film star?

I found some of my DVD’s in his room. Half of them were out of their cases so I re-appropriated them. I also went through his DVD collection and grabbed anything that I thought was mine. I say thought here, I have a lot of DVD’s, maybe I’ve just added a couple unknowingly!

Not having Evan in the house has been good. With no hot water on he can’t invite his girlfriend over. I’d say he’s probably staying over at her place at the moment. Go help her neighbours if she lives in a flat! Maybe he’ll move in with her and sort out all of my problems, though I’ll still betaking him to court to get my money out of him.

I sent Evan a text yesterday reminding him that he hadn’t paid last fortnights rent plus he now owed for this fortnight. No response. This morning I checked my account again and there was no payment. I sent him the following message:

“Still no rent in my account. I hope having another person support you make you feel like a real man. By next Thursday if you aren't out of here I'll be lodging a possession notice on your room. The sheriff will be round to escort you and anything you own from the premises. I suggest you make other plans before that happens.”

Again there was no response which is why I decided to do a corpse check of his room. Eventually if I don’t see him again I’ll  send a bill to his work and let him know that he’s not untraceable. I may need to do some more secret ops missions into his room for intelligence gathering.

Pity his crap isn’t worth more or I’d be letting you all know about a great garage sale I was planning on! If anyone out there is interested in large piles of dirty socks and soiled underwear please let me know. There’s also a neat tapestry going cheap!